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okay but can i make a girl character
me, during every single game trailer or review (via amburo)

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

yanderetan:

juilan:

Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~

*shoves 20 pounds of pasta up my ass*

ermahgerdkerfer:

First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like


There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom!


I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m so popular.


sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.


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eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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