passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~
*shoves 20 pounds of pasta up my ass*
First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like
There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom!
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved